So I thought I would do a top ten list of my ten favourite things ever. So here it is.
1. Grunge. Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, Mudhoney, Madseason, all excellent bands with a lot of great songs.
2. Grand The Auto Games. Oh so violent, so much to explore. Great gameplay, what more could you want from a video game
3. Webcams. Oh yeah women with loose morals and webcams=good times for all involved.
4. Whoppers. Taste so good. So so good. They're delicious, what more can I a say.
5. Youtube. Shit loads of videos within a single click.
6. Portable Hard drives. I don't even need Cd's/DVD's anymore, I can just put everything on them. It's awesome for an unorganised guy like me.
7. South Park. Just an awesome cartoon.
8. Online Poker. Making money from the comfort of my bedroom.
9. Netflix. Any movie I can think of within a click of my mouse.
10. Anime. Some people love it. Some people hate it. I enjoy it, it keeps me amused.
Thursday 24 March 2011
Monday 21 March 2011
Top Ten 80s Bands
So, I thought I'd write a list of my ten favourite awesome 80s bands. So here it is..
1. Skidrow. Sebastion Bach is an awesome singer and they have so many awesome songs.
2. Def Leppard. They Don't have many bad songs and Photograph and Animal are two of my favourite songs ever.
3. Huey Lewis and The News. I don' think I've ever heard a bad song from this bad.
4. Whitesnake. Have a few really crappy songs, but their best songs are great.
5. Guns 'N Roses.
6. Faith No More.
7. Warrant. Had alot of really good songs,
8. Queensryche
9 Bon Jovi
10. Kenny loggins.
Oh yeah welcome to the dangerzone.
1. Skidrow. Sebastion Bach is an awesome singer and they have so many awesome songs.
2. Def Leppard. They Don't have many bad songs and Photograph and Animal are two of my favourite songs ever.
3. Huey Lewis and The News. I don' think I've ever heard a bad song from this bad.
4. Whitesnake. Have a few really crappy songs, but their best songs are great.
5. Guns 'N Roses.
6. Faith No More.
7. Warrant. Had alot of really good songs,
8. Queensryche
9 Bon Jovi
10. Kenny loggins.
Oh yeah welcome to the dangerzone.
Why 80s Action Movies are the best.
I really miss 80s action movies. They were full of ass kicking, cigar smoking badasses who just blew stuff up and beat the crap out of their enemies . They were not hung up on being politically correct or offending some bored skanky housewife whose life is so empty she needs to write letters about everything that offends her. No, they were just full macho dudes kicking the crap out of people. I miss the days when Bruce, Dolph, Arnie and Sly were at their peak and making awesome movies, well ok Dolphs movies might not have been that awesome but they were cool in a cheesy kind of way and some were pretty good. I mean I know all of those guys are still making movies, but it's like watching my grandpa trying to look badass these days, it's a little depressing. Instead of bowing out when they were still on top, they hung around forever and ruined their legacies by making crappy sequels to their great predecessors.
Granted there's been some decent action movies in the last decade, but damn in the 80s it seemed like there were 10 good ones every year. Some of the best action movies ever are Rambo, Rocky, The Running Man, The Terminator, Bloodsport, Best Of The Best, Predator, Die Hard and they're all from the 80s . Now days when I watch an action movie, I can barely remember what it was about 24 hours after viewing it. Yet i can watch most of the action movies from the 1980s at least twice per year and they never seem to get old. I can watch a rocky montage to some awesome 80s tune over and over and I can watch him beat the crap out of Ivan Drago a million times and it never gets old. I can watch Arnie take down a killer alien over and over and its still awesome.
Snooki
Do you know what I don't understand about the USA. Why are so many people from crappy reality TV shows so famous? Does the public realise that while they're working their boring 9 to 5 jobs, they're making these abominations to mankind millions of dollars. I mean while you're working hard to pay off your mortgage, someone like Snooki is getting rich and writing best sellers and for what, acting like a promiscuous alcoholic degenerate. Not to mention the fact that she's ugly as sin , fat, orange and basically resembles a basketball.
I mean the fact that she's famous for acting like someone you'd enjoy kicking the crap out of is depressing enough, but she wrote a best seller. Are you kidding me? Who in their right mind would buy a book written by that pathetic piece of trash. What kind of kids are you people raising? Maybe you should work a little less and focus on raising children who aren't total idiots. I haven't read the book or even seen it in my life, but I'm pretty sure it goes something like " Hello, My name is Snooki. I'm a fat ugly attention seeker with no brain and no grasp on reality, but I'm sure some retard will buy this book, so ha ha, thank god there's people dumber than me in the world".
So just think about that, think about the fact that while your working 40 hours or more per week, some annoying swamp thing is living in a mansion, because you've raised children who are stupid enough spend money on the crap people like Snookie are producing. It truly is a sad state of affairs. SHE LOOKS LIKE A GOD DAMN OOMPA LOOMPA, WAKE UP LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
I mean the fact that she's famous for acting like someone you'd enjoy kicking the crap out of is depressing enough, but she wrote a best seller. Are you kidding me? Who in their right mind would buy a book written by that pathetic piece of trash. What kind of kids are you people raising? Maybe you should work a little less and focus on raising children who aren't total idiots. I haven't read the book or even seen it in my life, but I'm pretty sure it goes something like " Hello, My name is Snooki. I'm a fat ugly attention seeker with no brain and no grasp on reality, but I'm sure some retard will buy this book, so ha ha, thank god there's people dumber than me in the world".
So just think about that, think about the fact that while your working 40 hours or more per week, some annoying swamp thing is living in a mansion, because you've raised children who are stupid enough spend money on the crap people like Snookie are producing. It truly is a sad state of affairs. SHE LOOKS LIKE A GOD DAMN OOMPA LOOMPA, WAKE UP LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
My Top Ten 80s Songs
So you've seen my post on my top ten favourite 80s bands. Now I think it's time I listed my top ten favourite 80s songs. There's so many excellent 80s tunes to choose from, so this is going to be tough, but I'll give it a shot.
1. 18 and life - Skidrow
2. You're the best around - Joe Esposito
3. More than a feeling - Boston
4. Here I go on my own - White snake
5. Photograph- Def Leppard
6. Animal - Def leppard
7. Living on a prayer - Bon Jovi
8. St Elmo's Fire- John Parr
9. Hip To Be Square - Huey Lewis and the news
10.Sometime When She Cries - Warrant
1. 18 and life - Skidrow
2. You're the best around - Joe Esposito
3. More than a feeling - Boston
4. Here I go on my own - White snake
5. Photograph- Def Leppard
6. Animal - Def leppard
7. Living on a prayer - Bon Jovi
8. St Elmo's Fire- John Parr
9. Hip To Be Square - Huey Lewis and the news
10.Sometime When She Cries - Warrant
Top Ten Tibia Hunting Spots.
Ok, so occasionally when I'm bored I like to play an online MMORPG called Tibia. It can be pretty boring sometimes but exciting at others.Anway, I thought I'd write a list on my top ten favourite places to hunt. So here it is.
1. Ankrahmun Tombs. The first two floors are good Xp when you're around level 15 to 25 and there's plenty of different creatures to keep it interesting and the bottom two levels through the transporter are good for higher level players. You can make really awesome XP per hour down there as well. The only downside is that it can be a waste of money if you don't loot anything decent.
2. Darashia Dragons. The first level is full of dragons, and its good xp for anyone from level 40 to 50, if you get it to yourself. The second and third floors are full of dragon lords and they can get pretty intense, but its a pretty good place to gain a lot of xp and it keeps your hunting experience interesting. Take a lot of supplies if you plan to hunt the dragon lords.
3. Undeads Southwest of Kazordoon. A lot of the time this cave is packed with botters and noobs, so it can get pretty irritating, but it's a pretty good place to hunt up to level 60 or so and you can make good xp per hour on the lower levels.
4. Edron Hero Cave. This cave has a bit of everything, from demon skeletons to heros, warlocks, demons and grim reapers and lots of other cool creatures. It has some nice areas if you're in the 40 to 60 level range and some harder creatures for the high levels. There's plenty of creatures to keep you alert and wide awake. All in all its pretty fun place to hunt if you don't end up dead.
5. Nomad Cave. This cave is north west of Ankrahmun desert and you need to pass a quest to gain access to it. The xp isn't that great, but it's usually empty and its not a bad place to hunt from level 20-30. After that the xp is just too crap to bother with it really. But if you're having trouble finding a free spawn at a lower level check it out.
6. Cyclopolis. This hunting area is in Edron and has a bunch of different creatures to hunt like Minotaur mages, dwarf guards, elf acarnists, orc berserkers, alot of cylops, some fire elementals and a lot of other creatures, there's also a few dragons on the lower levels and behemoths at the bottom if your level is high enough.
7. Amazon Camp. This hunting area is north of Venore and it's a pretty nice spot when you're a lower level, it's pretty decent xp up to level 40ish if you can get it alone. Most of the creatures there are pretty easy to kill, the only problems are it's normally full of pkers and noobs, so it can be annoying at times. But if you're looking for somewhere to level at a lower level take a look.
8. Banuta. This is the ape city, northeast of Port Hope, just keep going north east and you'll eventually find it. This place is great xp but you can waste a lot of supplies here. But still if you collect the small stones and gold and creature products you should come out of it ok. I'd suggest level 40 or above unless you're good. It can get pretty intense when the respawn is fast. Try to avoid getting cornered.
9. Tarantula Cave. This cave is south of Port Hope, across the river. It's a pretty good spot to hunt from level 35 to 50 or so, the xp can be pretty nice if you have the caves to yourself. The best part about hunting here is that you'll never go broke hunting here as long as you collect the tarantula eggs and do the hide task for grizzly adams.
10. Dwarf Mines in Kazordoon. The dwarf mines are good because there's something there for people to hunt at low levels and higher levels. You have normal dwarfs, which are good for noobs, then you have dwarf soldiers which are good when you're skills a little higher, then you have dwarf guards and geomancers which are good xp even at higher levels. The only problems is that they're usually packed with people and pkers hang around them looking for easy targets.
1. Ankrahmun Tombs. The first two floors are good Xp when you're around level 15 to 25 and there's plenty of different creatures to keep it interesting and the bottom two levels through the transporter are good for higher level players. You can make really awesome XP per hour down there as well. The only downside is that it can be a waste of money if you don't loot anything decent.
2. Darashia Dragons. The first level is full of dragons, and its good xp for anyone from level 40 to 50, if you get it to yourself. The second and third floors are full of dragon lords and they can get pretty intense, but its a pretty good place to gain a lot of xp and it keeps your hunting experience interesting. Take a lot of supplies if you plan to hunt the dragon lords.
3. Undeads Southwest of Kazordoon. A lot of the time this cave is packed with botters and noobs, so it can get pretty irritating, but it's a pretty good place to hunt up to level 60 or so and you can make good xp per hour on the lower levels.
4. Edron Hero Cave. This cave has a bit of everything, from demon skeletons to heros, warlocks, demons and grim reapers and lots of other cool creatures. It has some nice areas if you're in the 40 to 60 level range and some harder creatures for the high levels. There's plenty of creatures to keep you alert and wide awake. All in all its pretty fun place to hunt if you don't end up dead.
5. Nomad Cave. This cave is north west of Ankrahmun desert and you need to pass a quest to gain access to it. The xp isn't that great, but it's usually empty and its not a bad place to hunt from level 20-30. After that the xp is just too crap to bother with it really. But if you're having trouble finding a free spawn at a lower level check it out.
6. Cyclopolis. This hunting area is in Edron and has a bunch of different creatures to hunt like Minotaur mages, dwarf guards, elf acarnists, orc berserkers, alot of cylops, some fire elementals and a lot of other creatures, there's also a few dragons on the lower levels and behemoths at the bottom if your level is high enough.
7. Amazon Camp. This hunting area is north of Venore and it's a pretty nice spot when you're a lower level, it's pretty decent xp up to level 40ish if you can get it alone. Most of the creatures there are pretty easy to kill, the only problems are it's normally full of pkers and noobs, so it can be annoying at times. But if you're looking for somewhere to level at a lower level take a look.
8. Banuta. This is the ape city, northeast of Port Hope, just keep going north east and you'll eventually find it. This place is great xp but you can waste a lot of supplies here. But still if you collect the small stones and gold and creature products you should come out of it ok. I'd suggest level 40 or above unless you're good. It can get pretty intense when the respawn is fast. Try to avoid getting cornered.
9. Tarantula Cave. This cave is south of Port Hope, across the river. It's a pretty good spot to hunt from level 35 to 50 or so, the xp can be pretty nice if you have the caves to yourself. The best part about hunting here is that you'll never go broke hunting here as long as you collect the tarantula eggs and do the hide task for grizzly adams.
10. Dwarf Mines in Kazordoon. The dwarf mines are good because there's something there for people to hunt at low levels and higher levels. You have normal dwarfs, which are good for noobs, then you have dwarf soldiers which are good when you're skills a little higher, then you have dwarf guards and geomancers which are good xp even at higher levels. The only problems is that they're usually packed with people and pkers hang around them looking for easy targets.
My Top Ten WWE Pay- Per- Views
So I used to enjoy the WWE back when it was called the WWF, and seeing as I'm making all these top ten lists, I thought I'd do one on my favourite WWE/F pay-per-views. So here it is.
1. Wrestlemani X7. It had a lot of really good matches. The tables, ladders and chairs match was crazy. The Undertaker vs Triple H was a good match. Angle vs Benoit was quality wrestling. The undercard was great and the main event between Stone Cold and The Rock was awesome. Even Shane vs Vince wasn't too bad. All in all it was as close to the perfect pay-per-view as they can get.
2.Survivor Series 1998. Some people really enjoy this one but others think there was way too much drama and not enough wrestling. Personally I thought it was great and the way they built it up to the double turn of Mick Foley and The Rock was good booking.
3. Wrestlemania VI. I don't remember too much about this one. I do however remember the Ultimate Warrior Vs Hulk Hogan showdown and it seemed like the best shit in the world when i was 6 years old. Oh yeah and piper coming out painted half black was pretty funny.
4. Royal Rumble 92. This was probably the best actual 30 man royal rumble, I don't think the matches before it were that great but the actual rumble was awesome viewing. It was loaded from 1-30, barely had any jobbers and Hogan pulled out Sid, so Rick flair won the rumble and the WWF championship. WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
5. Royal Rumble 1990. This pretty much gets on here because I enjoyed the 30 man royal rumble. I Don't remember any of the other matches on the card to be honest. But I remember the rumble featured Hogan and The Warriors first showdown. They stared each other down, criss crossed the ring, then double clotheslined each other and laid each other out in the ring. Then hulk hogan helped eliminate the Warrior and went on to win it.
6. Survivor Series 1989. This is the first ever WWF pay-per-view I ever watched, so it's on here mostly due to nostalgia. I enjoyed most of the matches, but the Hogan match was a bit weak with all the disqualifications. The Warrior kicking ass at the end was great.
7. Royal Rumble 1998. I really enjoyed The Rock VS Mick Foley's I quit match and thought the ending was pretty creative. The rumble its self was quite good with everyone waiting for Stone Cold when his music hit, then him coming out from the crowd and catching everyone by surprise and whooping ass and eliminating some jobbers in the process.
8. Wrestlemania VII. I really enjoyed this wrestlemania, maybe it's because I watched it when I was 7 and I don't remember it that well. The career ending match between The ultimate warrior and Macho Man was great and the rest of the card put on solid to entertaining matches. The main event dragged out a bit too long but other than that it was a really good event.
9. Survivor Series 1990. I like this one for two reasons, The Texas Tornado was in it and he kicked ass and the match at the end with all the survivors from the previous matches. With Hogan and the Warrior eventually defeating the bad guys and winning the grand finale.
10. Wrestlemania X9. The Rock VS Stone Cold. About it really
1. Wrestlemani X7. It had a lot of really good matches. The tables, ladders and chairs match was crazy. The Undertaker vs Triple H was a good match. Angle vs Benoit was quality wrestling. The undercard was great and the main event between Stone Cold and The Rock was awesome. Even Shane vs Vince wasn't too bad. All in all it was as close to the perfect pay-per-view as they can get.
2.Survivor Series 1998. Some people really enjoy this one but others think there was way too much drama and not enough wrestling. Personally I thought it was great and the way they built it up to the double turn of Mick Foley and The Rock was good booking.
3. Wrestlemania VI. I don't remember too much about this one. I do however remember the Ultimate Warrior Vs Hulk Hogan showdown and it seemed like the best shit in the world when i was 6 years old. Oh yeah and piper coming out painted half black was pretty funny.
4. Royal Rumble 92. This was probably the best actual 30 man royal rumble, I don't think the matches before it were that great but the actual rumble was awesome viewing. It was loaded from 1-30, barely had any jobbers and Hogan pulled out Sid, so Rick flair won the rumble and the WWF championship. WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
5. Royal Rumble 1990. This pretty much gets on here because I enjoyed the 30 man royal rumble. I Don't remember any of the other matches on the card to be honest. But I remember the rumble featured Hogan and The Warriors first showdown. They stared each other down, criss crossed the ring, then double clotheslined each other and laid each other out in the ring. Then hulk hogan helped eliminate the Warrior and went on to win it.
6. Survivor Series 1989. This is the first ever WWF pay-per-view I ever watched, so it's on here mostly due to nostalgia. I enjoyed most of the matches, but the Hogan match was a bit weak with all the disqualifications. The Warrior kicking ass at the end was great.
7. Royal Rumble 1998. I really enjoyed The Rock VS Mick Foley's I quit match and thought the ending was pretty creative. The rumble its self was quite good with everyone waiting for Stone Cold when his music hit, then him coming out from the crowd and catching everyone by surprise and whooping ass and eliminating some jobbers in the process.
8. Wrestlemania VII. I really enjoyed this wrestlemania, maybe it's because I watched it when I was 7 and I don't remember it that well. The career ending match between The ultimate warrior and Macho Man was great and the rest of the card put on solid to entertaining matches. The main event dragged out a bit too long but other than that it was a really good event.
9. Survivor Series 1990. I like this one for two reasons, The Texas Tornado was in it and he kicked ass and the match at the end with all the survivors from the previous matches. With Hogan and the Warrior eventually defeating the bad guys and winning the grand finale.
10. Wrestlemania X9. The Rock VS Stone Cold. About it really
Top Ten Super Nintendo Games.
So, even though it's about 20 years old, Super Nintendo games can still be fun top play at times. So i thought I'd make a list of my favourite ten snes games. So here it is.
1.Mortal Kombat 2. It was the first Mortal Kombat game I played and I can still remember being 10 years old and committing for my first fatality and how awesome it looked.
2.Mario Allstars. This game kept me amused for a few weeks, which was quite good considering my attention span when I was ten. I enjoyed the original Mario game and the lost levels, thought Mario 2 was complete horse shit and loved Mario 3. Basically it's on here because of how epic Mario 3 is.
3.NHL 95. It was the first NHL game I played and I still remember it fondly. It was fun putting all the good players into free agency and making a super team.
4.Mario Kart. Fun game, entertained me, frustrated me but it was a good time.
5. NBA Jam. REJECTION.
6. Super International Cricket. Fun game if you're into cricket. Smashing sixes the whole game was fun.
7. Donkey Kong Country .
8. Final fantasy III
9. WWF Royal Rumble.
10. Contra 3
1.Mortal Kombat 2. It was the first Mortal Kombat game I played and I can still remember being 10 years old and committing for my first fatality and how awesome it looked.
2.Mario Allstars. This game kept me amused for a few weeks, which was quite good considering my attention span when I was ten. I enjoyed the original Mario game and the lost levels, thought Mario 2 was complete horse shit and loved Mario 3. Basically it's on here because of how epic Mario 3 is.
3.NHL 95. It was the first NHL game I played and I still remember it fondly. It was fun putting all the good players into free agency and making a super team.
4.Mario Kart. Fun game, entertained me, frustrated me but it was a good time.
5. NBA Jam. REJECTION.
6. Super International Cricket. Fun game if you're into cricket. Smashing sixes the whole game was fun.
7. Donkey Kong Country .
8. Final fantasy III
9. WWF Royal Rumble.
10. Contra 3
My Top Ten 80s Action Movies.
Ok, So you may have seen my blog on how much I enjoy 80s action movies. So I figured since I'm doing all these top ten lists, I'll do one on my ten favourite 80s action movies. So here it is...
1. Die Hard. Just a guy kicking ass and coming up with great one liners from start to finish, and killing the bad guy at the end. Good stuff.
2. Predator. Great movie. Alien predator hunts a bunch of macho commandos in the jungle, finally after all his men have died, Arnie decides it's time to fight back and kicked that aliens ass. If it bleeds you can kill it.
3. Rocky IV. Good movie. The build to the fight between Rocky and Drago was great. The fight was intense, although I wish it went for longer. Rocky even helps end the cold war at the end, is there anything he can't do? And to top it all off the soundtrack was just pure awesome.
4. The Running Man. I thought this was great. The mix of sci-fi and action was excellent. Arnie gets wrongly accused of a crime he didn't commit and decides to take action into his own hands. Eventually taking care of the host of the show he had to fight for his life on. With the way societies going, reality TV will probably be like this soon.
5. Bloodsport. Oh yeah. Guys kicking the shit out of each other for 2 hours, what more can you want from a movie. The parts in between the fighting scenes were pretty cheesy, but the fights made up for it. With Frank dux kicking the bad guys ass and coming out on top in the end and winning the Kumatai.
6. Escape from New York . Snake pliskin is a badass, sent in to do a job the government doesn't want to do itself. So he enters a dystopian New York, (now a maximin security prison) and has to rescue the president and find a cassette tape about nuclear fusion, with important details on it. So he kicks some bad guys ass for 2 hours, rescues the president, gets the tape. Then when the president goes to play the cassette tape, he realised Snake replaced it with some cheesy 60s song. Oh that pesky Snake.
7. The Terminator. Oh yeah, a cyborg wants Sarah Connor dead, so she can't give birth to the future leader of the resistance. So a pissed off cyborg is kicking ass and killing everyone in its path and only Kyle Reese can stop it. Oh and apparently he's the father of John Connor but John Connor was the one who sent him back to save his mother. Whatever.
8. Red Dawn. Oh no, The Russians and Cubans are invading America and only a bunch of teenagers from Colorado can save America. Good violent movie. The enemies should have known they can't beat a man with tiger blood.
9. Conan The barbarian. A barbarian kicking ass and getting sweet revenge, what more can you want from an action movie.
10. Rocky III. Hulk Hogan, Mr T, Rocky. Rocky loses the championship to a hungry newcomer named Clubber Lang. He thinks his career is over until Apollo Creed convinces him to give it another shot. So they work on changing Rocky's style, so his quicker on his feet. Rocky ends up winning the rematch in 3 rounds. Good movie, with some epic montages. Oh yeah and he fights hulk hogan.
Top Ten Lamest Trends
1. Wiggers. White guys acting black, like they're from the ghetto. Listening to crappy rap music. What the hell is up with that, it's sad.
2. Metrosexuals. Way to sell out your gender guys.
3. Rattails. Who in their right mind thought this was a good idea or a good look. It looked completely stupid and trashy.
4. Twitter. Hey guys let me update you with every boring crappy thing I did today. I know you care about how I fed my kids, watched some shitty TV show, did my laundry and other such exciting things I feel the need to update the world with.
5. Emos. Middle class kids from the suburbs wearing skinny jeans and too much make up, acting depressed because their parents wont give them a credit card, so they can buy more shitty clothes and hair dye.
6. Reality TV. Most of it is complete crap, but it doesn't seem like it's ever going end. Shows about fat people losing weight and crying, teen mothers, trashy people acting trashy. Seriously go outside if you want reality. You can see the same amount of douche bags out there as you can on TV. Oh and the shows about restaurants, oh wow people cooking and getting stressed out, how exciting. I could watch my mother do that, it's really not that interesting.
7. Fake Tans. They look horrible, turn people orange if used too much and make them look like oompa loompas.
8. Tattoos. Now that every 14 year old and their mother has them, they've kind of lost any meaning. I think a lot of people are going to regret it when they get older and their skin starts to sag. I'm also sick of people who have nothing interesting to talk about bringing up their crappy tattoos. Wow you got something two billion other people have, congratulations.
9. Grillz. What the hell, it's like wearing braces but by choice. so stupid.
10. Twilight. Vampires are meant to be hardcore killers who suck the blood out of the innocent. Not glittery douche bags who act emo over girls 100 years younger than them.
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